As a 25 year old woman, I just made a grave mistake. I went to wish someone a happy birthday and saw that he had new photos of his son up. So, like anyone bored at work, I decided to scroll through a few and see what he’s been up to. Pictures of the baby! That’s it. And he’s so adorable!
I want an adorable baby to play with for a bit. You can have it back later, I don’t want to take it to sleep with me or anything.